eatin a peach
eatin a peach
me when someone tries to flirt with me
Google Maps Glitches | Emilio Vavarella | Via
As sophisticated as it is, Google Maps is fundamentally the same type of thing cartographers have been making for centuries. It’s a flat, scaled representation of our planet. That means decisions have been made about what to show and what to leave out. At any given level of zoom, you can see only a certain subset of streets, of cities, of tributaries or topography. Even today, some streets are missing or mislaid. It feels omniscient, but its omniscience is made by humans, for humans.
Google Street View is something entirely different: a photographic document of world. It’s more objective and indelible than even the most accurate satellite-aided map. And that’s a bit unsettling. When every acre on Earth is catalogued for us to see, where will all the mysteries hide?
Thankfully, Google’s nine-eyed robot cameras and their attendant code aren’t quite omniscient either. And as Emilio Vavarella shows us in his screenshots, the places where that system breaks down have a mystery all their own.
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
Part of me just wants to cuddle with you until we fall asleep and part of me wants to make you moan until your lungs give out
The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis
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i feel stupid even saying the word anime in public
lets have a moment of silence for the people who still say *Le*
the entire country of france
my town has been experiencing a huge drought and the first time it really rains in years this fucking happens
TIME TO GO
My prince has finally come