me with daddie during a thunderstorm

tuhree:

teenkai:

me: *suckin dick*

thunder: *makes loud noise*

me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

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waverace64:

finally a decent tumblr update

waverace64:

finally a decent tumblr update

vernondaviscrying:

IM SCREAMING SO LOUD

juilan:

gageb69:

juilan:

I remember when one of the white guys who was running for california governor wrote a book about his brief teaching stint at my old high school and called us all “inner city” and made it look like we lived deep in the hood and made it seem like we were all gangbangers with no direction in life. I am still so fucking mad about that.

Lmfaoo grow the fuck up!

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how old are you lmaoooooo

foodffs:

Crispy Smashed Potatoes with Avocado Garlic Aioli

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

foodffs:

Crispy Smashed Potatoes with Avocado Garlic Aioli

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

brotoad:

my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.

f-yeah-americanhorrorstory:

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I wonder who this actress is. I can only imagine her on the phone talking about this. “Mom, I got the part! Yeah, I’m gonna be finger blasted by Evan Peters’ prosthetic mutated claw! I have to call grandma and tell her the good news.”

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Lm*o

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Lm*o

wolfbruh:

handjob:

white people are out of control

Literally this is so evil?????

versacesquad:

where is his oscar

staythehellwoke:

keyhyung:

i wanna hold ur stupid fuckin hand and kiss ur stupid fuckin lips and lean against ur stupid fuckin shoulder and cuDDLE UP WITH YOU UNDER THE STUPID FUCKIN BLANKETS AND HAVE STUPID FUCKIN CONVOS W U ABOUT EVERYTHIN G GOD IM SO MAD UR SO FUCKIN CUTE 

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woodmeat:

sailorssail-cowboysride:

woodmeat:

are any of u within robbing distance

Because if so, I’ll be sure to stop by and steal your heart away.

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thickienicki:

phattygirls:

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

LMFAOOOO! I hate IG